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HEY FRIEND I'M JELLY and videogames and puns are my lifeblood.
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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

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cannibalcoalition:

As a general rule for dealing with the Unknown:

  • PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT OR SO HELP ME. 
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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

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greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

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kikuneko:

( ̄▽ ̄)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~

(●⌒∇⌒●) - you fab, senpai

(◕‿◕✿) - you’re cute

o(╥﹏╥)o - you make me nervous

(´ε` )♡ - i want to kiss you

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ - i want to hug you

ヾ(-_-;) - you’re annoying

(>д<) - why won’t you notice me???

(¬д¬。) - i don’t like you, go away

(*´ェ`*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…

(´・ω・`) - ((anything you want to say/ask))

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thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

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stunningpicture:

Alligator shaking his fist at the world

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pomfette:

if you miss someone who does not miss you, or who is no good for you, or is unattainable, take all the love you once felt for them and spread it around other places. put your love in worthwhile people and things, turn the romance in to passions for hobbies or admiration for others- enrich your own life. focus on yourself and those who actively make you happy.

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dantalionhuber:

OK JUST A BIG PSA FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO PLAY DRAMATICAL MURDER, OR ANY OTHER NITRO+CHIRAL GAME:

THEY. CONTAIN. RAPE. 

as in, literal, fully-detailed, rape. in both good and bad routes. there is also gore, cannibalism, decapitation, limb and eye removal, beastiality, some really gross meaty stuff, drug use, and a lot of other NASTIES.

PLEASE do not play the games if this content triggers you!!!! 

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moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

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