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HEY FRIEND I'M JELLY and videogames and puns are my lifeblood.
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advils:

Sad banana

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Tagged: #AT

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savvylikeyeahhh:


Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th.  She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.

HEROES DO EXIST

#i like how in the second picture she’s just like ‘ONE MORE’

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Tagged: #FAVE

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captainscarycat:

readbooksnotblogs:

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I mean I really could have gone my whole life without ever hearing that and I would have been fine.

O
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shakeyourbuddah:

shakeyourbuddah:

rack city bitch

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rack rack rack city bitch

nutmeg, ginger, saffron in your kitchen bitch

guise

cmon

this was a quality post

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aicosu:

saidthecat:

THORA THE EXPLORER

REBLOGGING BECAUSE I CRIED LAUGHING FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES.

Tagged: #TALOS

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bennetanddarcy:

declaration-of-indesupendence:

TumblrPiano1

I played tumblr on my piano in the key of C.

omfg it sounds so accurate i’m cry

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bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

korrawatch:

Holy crap, this is cool. 

i like the idea of sound being the higher form of airbending

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astrolocherry:

hey… i know basic numerology but I have a real numbers problem so its not really something i go into. i know numerology relates to daily planetary rulers birthdays, and when i insert these during readings i find they really resonate, so birthdays

1 = the sun

2= the moon

3 = jupiter

4 = uranus

5=mercury

6=venus

7=neptune

8=saturn

9=mars

and if your birthday is like the 16 then you will add 1+6=7 so the ruler will be Neptune

i hope that made sense - C

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fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}
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pedro-martines:

WHAT’S THIS

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YOU’RE NOT WEARING PANTS?

WHAT ARE Y

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THAT’S NOT HOMOEROTIC

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AND THAT’S NOT PHALLIC

NOPE~

NOOOOOOPE

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